10:30 AM - 2 cups of coffee and I was ready to expel my waste
The big handicapped stall was occupied, I took the smaller stall.
It was a fast poo - no more than 45 seconds to complete - It was not a clean break, so wiping was a mild chore.
Peeled back dry end of toilet seat cover, sitting heavy in the hole was a dark-brown coil of chocolate.
I like the way my hair looks today.