Thursday, April 3, 2008

Bagel Thursday

Today is Bagel Day. I had a raisin bagel, lightly toasted with reduced-fat plain cream cheese. I did not bother to buy an orange juice because I brought my own bottle of mineral water. As soon as I began eating my bagel, the party commenced and continued until my bagel was finished, thus ending bagel day. Fuck.

60 minutes later I began touching cloth (prairie doggin' hard)

My poo was immense, quick to leave the body, and slightly grayed (possibly a result of high quantity wine consumption and a late bedtime last night?)

The wipe was clean and hardly labored.

It will be a good day.

1 comment:

Jack said...

Dude. Grey/black poo = blood in the stoo. (that's supposed to be stool, but I want it to rhyme so you'll remember).