Did my dad poo his pants at Amoeba?

me: Can i tell you something that you have to keep secret?

10:26 AM Ann: i guess

10:27 AM me: last night at Amoeba

my dad had to go to the bathroom really bad

Ann: haha

10:28 AM me: so he went over to mcdonalds

and then he came back

Ann: is that the secret?

me: and said it was way too fucking dirty to go in there

so we left and got into the car to drive home

he asked me to drop him off in front of the house so he could go to the bathroom

10:29 AM i couldn't cause the house key was in the ignition

so i parked the car in our spot

and then he had to make a stop at his car to grab his suitcase

Ann: he pood outside

me: keep in mind this was before they decided they were gonna spend the night

10:30 AM so i just figured he needed his suit case to give me a present

so he gets inside and uses the toilet

i'm watching tv and he's in the sink area bathroom

after using the toilet of course

Ann: uh oh

me: then i hear him start the bath tub

10:31 AM Ann: he pood his pants?

me: 20 mins later he comes out with a new outfit

i dunno

:)

hahaha

Ann: or did he pee his pants?

me: it's weird no matter what

Ann: maybe he just changed

me: i hope so

Ann: he probably pood his pants

10:32 AM me: ack!

Ann: you didnt ask?

10:33 AM me: I asked what he was doing after he came out

and he said "oh, just cleaning up."

10:34 AM Ann: yikes

maybe he needs diapers

10:35 AM me: SHUTup

10:36 AM Ann: that will be your fate

10:37 AM he probably had runny diarrea that went down his leg

me: yeah

To be fair though,

I didn't smell it on the Drive home or in the store

or during the walk to the car

10:40 AM Ann: he had travelled all day. he probably just wanted to change

me: yeah

10:41 AM Ann: what are you eating for lunch?

10:42 AM me: Vag

Vaggies

10:43 AM Ann: that's not very filling

do you wanna go running right after work?

me: maybe