Ok. So there is about to be a big earthquake. My spider sense is tingling.
1 giant volcanic eruption near the island of Tonga.
1 7.9 earthquake near Tonga
1 volcano erupting in Alaska
2 foot deuce dropped in work toilet at 9:00 AM Monday morning. Fueled by 2 days of body magma (AKA Indian food) bubbling in my digestive track.
I hope you have your earthquake survival kits ready.