At work when I flush my stuff down the toilet one of either two results occur:
A.) A gigantic rush of water sucks down the waste immediately in a powerful flush akin to Poseidon demanding it for his underwater kingdom.
B.) The toilet struggles to take my waste. It gurgles, and bubbles a very audible grunt in an effort to slowly swallow my log(s). It's very similar to what I'd imagine bubbling magma in Hawaii or geothermic streams sound like amidst a smattering of seismic activity.
My favorite is B. because it really makes me feel like I accomplished something.
That is all,
Obama be with you.